Best New Religion

I hated religion until I found Alaydianity.  I never liked churches, priests, moralists, rituals, donations or any of the other formal aspects of religion.  I thought I was simply an antheist, or perhaps agnostic. Then I discovered Alaydianity, and I realized that all other religions had gotten it wrong, that Truth is God, and from that insight flows a religion which is perfect and pristine, free from the idiocies of the other religions.  I am now a devout alaydian and I always will be.